Friday, December 15, 2006

Weekly Review 12/15/06

  • Prince will headline the Super Bowl halftime show next month, where he’ll perform a new song, “I Could Never Take the Place of Your Band.”

  • Nicole Richie was arrested for driving under the influence early Monday morning. To see how much she drank, officers held her up to a headlight.

  • Swedish police will have to order their first toilet paper in 20 years after an administrative error in 1986 left them with an enormous stock. Nobody knows which person made the ordering mistake, and now the officers have nothing to go on.

  • A foreign student at a Rhode Island truck driving school is under investigation after he told his instructor he only wants to learn how to drive forward. He says he’ll learn how to back up when he goes to France.

  • Italian researchers say that shots of Botox can relieve constipation. “Apparently Italians inject it in a different place,” said Senator Nancy Pelosi.

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