Friday, December 08, 2006

Weekly Review 12/8/06

  • Former president Jimmy Carter said he wants to be buried in the front yard of his Plains, GA home. Political observers understand this as they’ve watched him dig his own grave since leaving the White House.

  • To mark the 30th anniversary of Elvis Presley’s death, Hershey’s is introducing a peanut butter and banana Reece’s Cup. Only seven will be produced, but they’re expected to reappear at gas stations and restaurants throughout the Midwest.

  • Headline: Green Onions Target of Taco Bell E. Coli
    Album sales plummet for Booker T & the MG’s

  • A man shopping at an Oklahoma Wal-Mart found a small bag of cocaine on the shelf. Police say it had little street value because it was part of the four dollar generic drug program.

  • A Wisconsin salesman logged over 1 million miles on his Saab over the course of seventeen years, or as it’s measured in Chevy time, three back surgeries.

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