Friday, March 24, 2006

News for the Weekend

  • Since his trade from the Indiana Pacers, Ron Artest is helping the Sacramento Kings make a playoff run. He loves playing in the exciting atmosphere of Arco Arena, mainly because the wide rows make it easier to enter the seats.
  • Recent studies suggest that some chocolate can be healthy for you. Researchers were unavailable for further comment because it was a school night.
  • Business owners in England are trying a new device that emits an uncomfortable noise designed to disperse teenage loiterers outside their stores. The device is called The Greatest Hits of Patsy Cline.

1 comment: said...

pasty cline for sure!