Saturday, June 17, 2006

Weekly Review 6/17/06

  • Indeed, the World Cup:

  • In an effort to convince his girlfriend to marry him, a Michigan man ran naked down the street and was shot at by a pedestrian posing as a drill sergeant. Police may decide to just turn the other cheek.

  • A Texas motorist was arrested after he stashed two rocks of crack cocaine on his banana split. Officers said the treat was made with Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked ice cream.

  • In Las Vegas, Joey Chestnut set a world record by downing 47 grilled cheese sandwiches in ten minutes. Now he’s expected to set the record for time between bowel movements, currently held by Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban.

  • A Massachusetts plumber who bought a bathroom vanity from Home Depot found a stash of cocaine, or as they call it on the street, Plumbers Crack.

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