Tuesday, August 22, 2006

In the News 8/22/06

  • A 24-year-old Georgia college student allegedly hit two customers with her car in a McDonald’s parking lot after arguing with them earlier. Apparently she wanted the McRib.

  • Paris Hilton tells Blender Magazine that she cries every time she hears her album. For once I know what it’s like to be a hotel heiress.

  • Starstyle.com auctioned Hilton's bed recently. At last check the highest bidder was the Center for Disease Control.

  • A California woman is suing J.C. Penney Co., saying she suffered cuts on her head and a cracked tooth after being clubbed by a legless mannequin. She was really up in arms.

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